I once dressed up as a giant mouse.

I once dressed up as a giant mouse.

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"I once, infact multiple times, have had to clean shit out of a urinal."

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"I once found a raw steak on the floor of the swimming pool changing rooms"

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"I once got naked and rolled round in raw animal blood and guts."

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"I once dressed up as a farmer with 20 other people, got on to the back of a trailer full of hay bales and barrels, drummed on them whilst sing Wurzel songs whilst driving through Devon with 15 tractors behind us."

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I fucking love myself…

I fucking love myself…

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I fucking love Starbucks…

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Guess which two I chose!

(Source: meme-meme)

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I want to be a frog when I grow up.

I want to be a frog when I grow up.

(Source: meme-meme)

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